I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.