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The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.