Believe Me When I Say That Bill

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

A Consultant Is A Guy Who Knows 125 Different Ways To Make Love, But Who Doesn't Know Any Women.

I Think Even The Characters That Are Fundamentally Evil And Wrong, I Want People To Really Love Them. I Think That's Important To Writing Believable Characters. They Don't Have To Be Likable But They Have To Be Loved, At Least By The Author.