I Do Feel Good Doing Them [family-friendly

Some Of Us Will Never Ever Find True Love. Take, For Instance Me. And I'm Pretty Sure That Guy Right There. And That Lady With The Sideburns. And Basically Everybody At Table Nine.

In One Day, I Have Times Where I'm Feeling Great, I Feel Like I Love My Life, And Then 2:30 Rolls Around And I'm The Angriest Man Alive. My Wife Sees It.

My Intention Is Never To Hurt Anybody. I'm Happy When People Are Having A Good Time.

I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have Money In My Pocket.

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!