Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million

Back To School, To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool.

I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took Off My Skate And Tried To Stab A Guy, I'm The Only Person Who Ever Tried That.

The Difference When You Have Kids Comes Up When Someone Wants To Meet You Out After 9:30 At Night. You Consider That Giant Sacrifice. You're Like, "do I Do This? Do I Stay Out Until 10:30 And Be Angry, All Of Tomorrow?

Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone My Age Pees Their Pants. It's The Coolest.

I Don't Like Being Out In Public Too Much. I Don't Like Going To Bars. I Don't Like Doing Celebrity Stuff.