Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of

I've Always Just Had Troubles With My Family Because I'm Psychotic. It Had Nothing To Do With That.

I Don't Want Want To Go To Jail, I'm Fragile.

When The Kids Are Laughing In The Audience, I Tear Up, I'm So Happy I Did A Nice Thing.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."