I Know I Want To Always Do

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

My Grandmother Used To Embarrass Me More, When She Would Pick Me Up From School Wearing A Big Fuzzy Hat. I Didn't Like That.

You Know, When You Don't Go On Tv And Talk About How Many Women You Sleep With, Some People In Hollywood, That Are Supposedly 'in The Know,' Start Whispering That You're Gay. If I Were Gay, I Wouldn't Be Ashamed To Admit It, But I'm Not.

A Lot Of Critics Object To What I Do, But I Got Into Comedy To Make People Laugh, And I've Always Worked Hard.

I'll Continue To Make The Typical Adam Sandler Comedies.