My Name Is Adam Sandler. I'm Not

I Don't Want Want To Go To Jail, I'm Fragile.

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

It's Nice When Little Teams Win.

The Difference When You Have Kids Comes Up When Someone Wants To Meet You Out After 9:30 At Night. You Consider That Giant Sacrifice. You're Like, "do I Do This? Do I Stay Out Until 10:30 And Be Angry, All Of Tomorrow?

I Go To Sleep Thinking About My Kids Being Spoiled And I Wake Up Thinking About It.