I Didn't Like The Play, But Then

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

Time Wounds All Heels.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!