I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll

Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma Said. “bunch Of Wimps.

It Was A Weird Sensation. Like Getting Caught Eavesdropping, Or Lying, Or Sitting On The Toilet And Having The Bathroom Walls Suddenly Drop Away.

You're Such A Cupcake.

Adaptation Is One Of The Great Advantages To Being Born And Bred In Jersey. We're Simply Not Bested By Bad Air Or Tainted Water. We're Like That Catfish With Lungs. Take Us Out Of Our Environment And We Can Grow Whatever Body Parts We Need To Survive. After Jersey The Rest Of The Country's A Piece Of Cake. You Want To Send Someone Into A Fallout Zone? Get Him From Jersey. He'll Be Fine.

Romance Novels Are Birthday Cake And Life Is Often Peanut Butter And Jelly. I Think Everyone Should Have Lots Of Delicious Romance Novels Lying Around For Those Times When The Peanut Butter Of Life Gets Stuck To The Roof Of Your Mouth.