I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll

I Think I Got A Bruise From Landing On You. I Hear Bacon Is Real Good For Healing A Bruise.

Well, Sure, But I Don't Bring God Into It. I Think Shower Massage Might Have Been Invented By The Devil. God Invented The Missionary Position.

We Were Discussing A Grisly Double Murder And Rodriguez Was Telling Us All This In The Same Sort Of Conversational Tone A Person Might Use To Pass On A Favorite Lasagna Recipe. And I Was Responding With The Same Enthusiasm A New Cook Might Show. I Was Simultaneously Horrified And Impressed With Myself.

I Could Use Some Help With An Fta. What's Your Problem? He's Old, And I'll Look Like A Loser If I Shoot Him.

You Can Get Through Very Serious And Sometimes Horrible And Sometimes Embarrassing And Very Awkward Situations With Humor. It Gives Us A Way Out.