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If You're Going To Do An Interview About A Movie Or Anything Like That, You're Vulnerable. You Say Stupid Things. Or If You're Applying For A Green Card You Feel Very Vulnerable And You're Likely To Spout Out Something Stupid In The Middle Of It All.

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.

Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.