I Decided To Stop Drinking While It

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

I Loved Japan. I Used To Read A Lot About It When I Was A Child. And I Always Wanted To Go. And It Was Delightful. I Absolutely Loved It. What A Smashing Place.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!