I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

Now, The Country Is In A Terrible State, And You've Blamed It On A Number Of Things: Unemployment Rate, The Value Of The Pound And All That... Wrll, It's Because The National Anthem Is Boring.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.