I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.