I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!