I Can't Do Nothing Just A Little.

I Do Wear Wigs. ... I Sometimes Make The Joke About Me Standing On A Hilltop With My Hair Blowing In The Wind - And Me Too Proud To Run After It.

A Baby, A Real Live Baby Was The Craziest Thing A Fan Has Sent. Someone Left A Baby On Our Front Doorstep With A Note That They Wanted Us To Raise It. Of Course, We Contacted The Authorities And They Took Care Of The Baby.

I've Been Very Fortunate.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'

Most Country Songs, Certainly All The Stuff I've Written, Are Stories Driven By Characters.