The Secret To A Long Marriage Is

People Always Ask Me If They're Mine. Yes, They Are... All Bought And Paid For.

Hello God, If We Are Still On Speaking Terms, Can You Help Me?

The Way I See It, If You Want The Rainbow, You Gotta Put Up With The Rain. When I'm Inspired, I Get Excited Because I Can't Wait To See What I'll Come Up With Next. Find Out Who You Are And Do It On Purpose.

I'm Not Sixty, I'm "sexty.

Here You Come Again, Looking Better Than A Body Has A Right To.