I Can Sit All Day In A

You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't Do It.

The Thing I Love About Vegas Is That It's A Melting Pot. It's Like Working Ellis Island.

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.