Some People Call Me A Legend And

I Don't Do Impressions.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.