I Can Feel Myself Dying Inside.

Basically ... Out Of All The Ridiculous Religion Stories Which Are Greatly, Wonderfully Ridiculous—the Silliest One I've Ever Heard Is, 'yeah ... There's This Big Giant Universe And It's Expanding, It's All Gonna Collapse On Itself And We're All Just Here Just 'cause ... Just 'cause'. That, To Me, Is The Most Ridiculous Explanation Ever.

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

In Terms Of The Creative Side Of It, It's Really Been A Thing Where You Come Up With The Funny Stuff Is Usually At A Bar Or Out Talking To People Or Whatever.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.