I Can Feel Myself Dying Inside.

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

Me And Matt Love To Argue, But In General Our Sense Of Humor Is Pretty Much Alike.

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.

I Can Feel Myself Dying Inside.