I Believe In God, But I Don't

I Have A Lot Of Friends That Are Ex-miss Alabamas And Ex-miss Georgias.

I Brought A Picture With Me That I Had At Home, Of A Girl In A Swing With A Castle And Pretty Blue Bubbles In The Background, To Hang In My Room, But That Nurse Here Said The Girl Was Naked From The Waist Up And Not Appropriate. You Know, I've Had That Picture For Fifty Years And I Never Knew She Was Naked. If You Ask Me, I Don't Think The Old Men They've Got Here Can See Well Enough To Notice That She's Bare-breasted. But, This Is A Methodist Home, So She's In The Closet With My Gallstones.

Remember, If People Talk About You Behind Your Back, It Only Means You Are Two Steps Ahead Of Them.

Being A Successful Person Is Not Necessarily Defined By What You Have Achieved, But By What You Have Overcome.

I Longed To Be A Writer, Always Wanted To Be A Writer.