By The Way, Is There Anything Sadder

In Her Opinion, Alexander Graham Bell And Clarence Birdseye Are The Two Greatest Americans That Ever Lived Excluding Robert E. Lee. She Believes We Never Lost The War Between The States, That General Lee Thought General Grant Was The Butler And Just Naturally Handed Him His Sword.

I Believe Poor People Are Good People, Except The Ones That Are Mean . . .

The Ones That Hurt The Most Always Say The Least.

Daddy Gave Me Real Useful Information To Protect Me In The Real World. If Anyone Hits Me, I'm Not To Hit Them Back. I Wait Until Their Back Is Turned, Then Hit Them In The Head With A Brick.

It’s Funny, Most People Can Be Around Someone And Then Gradually Begin To Love Them And Never Know Exactly When It Happened