The Ones That Hurt The Most Always

Remember, If People Talk About You Behind Your Back, It Only Means You Are Two Steps Ahead Of Them.

In Her Opinion, Alexander Graham Bell And Clarence Birdseye Are The Two Greatest Americans That Ever Lived Excluding Robert E. Lee. She Believes We Never Lost The War Between The States, That General Lee Thought General Grant Was The Butler And Just Naturally Handed Him His Sword.

I Have A Lot Of Friends That Are Ex-miss Alabamas And Ex-miss Georgias.

Yes, I Suffer Terribly From Depression. I Have To Work At Being Happy, It's Not My Natural Instinct. My Natural Instinct Is, If Something Wonderful Happens, To Throw Water In My Own Face.

Daddy Gave Me Real Useful Information To Protect Me In The Real World. If Anyone Hits Me, I'm Not To Hit Them Back. I Wait Until Their Back Is Turned, Then Hit Them In The Head With A Brick.