I Am Pretty Sure That, If You

You Might Think That After Thousands Of Years Of Coming Up Too Soon And Getting Frozen, The Crocus Family Would Have Had A Little Sense Knocked Into It.

We Call Ourselves A Free Nation, And Yet We Let Ourselves Be Told What Cabs We Can And Can't Take By A Man At A Hotel Door, Simply Because He Has A Drum Major's Uniform On.

New York - The City Where The People From Oshkosh Look At The People From Dubuque In The Next Theater Seats And Say "these New Yorkers Don't Dress Any Better Than We Do.

This Congestion In The Post Offices Is Due To What Are Technically Known As "regulations" But What Are Really A Series Of Acrostics And Anagrams Devised By Some Officials Who Got Around A Table One Night And Tried To Be Funny.

It Was One Of Those Plays In Which All Of The Actors Unfortunately Enunciated Very Clearly.