There Is No Such Place As Budapest.

The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him. That Remark In Itself Wouldn't Make Any Sense If Quoted As It Stands.

But Compared With The Task Of Selecting A Piece Of French Pastry Held By An Impatient Waiter A Move In Chess Is Like Reaching For A Salary Check In Its Demand On The Contemplative Faculties.

If You Are One Of The Hewers Of Wood And Drawers Of Small Weekly Paychecks, Your Letters Will Have To Contain Some Few Items Of News Or They Will Be Accounted Dry Stuff.... But If You Happen To Be Of A Literary Turn Of Mind, Or Are, In Any Way, Likely To Become Famous, You May Settle Down To An Afternoon Of Letter-writing On Nothing More Sprightly In The Way Of News Than The Shifting Of The Wind From South To South-east.

Breaking The Ice In The Pitcher Seems To Be A Feature Of The Early Lives Of All Great Men.

Why Don't You Get Out Of That Wet Coat And Into A Dry Martini?