I Am Pleased That God Made My

People Try To Make A Greek Tragedy Of My Life, And They Can't Do It. I'm Too Happy.

I Lost Money, Coaching Jobs, A Shot At The Hall Of Fame.

I'd Often Wondered What Would I Do If I Were Ever Traded, Because It Happened Many, Many Times.

I Am Pleased That God Made My Skin Black - But I Wish He Had Made It Thicker.

The Funny Thing About These Uniforms Is That You Hang Them In The Closet And They Get Smaller And Smaller.