I'm A Human Being. I'm Not A

The Funny Thing About These Uniforms Is That You Hang Them In The Closet And They Get Smaller And Smaller.

I Am Pleased That God Made My Skin Black - But I Wish He Had Made It Thicker.

Dear Mr. Kuhn, After Twelve Years In The Major Leagues, I Do Not Feel That I Am A Piece Of Property To Be Bought And Sold Irrespective Of My Wishes

People Try To Make A Greek Tragedy Of My Life, And They Can't Do It. I'm Too Happy.

Everybody Thinks Of Baseball As A Sacred Cow. When You Have The Nerve To Challenge It, People Look Down Their Noses At You. There Are A Lot Of Things Wrong With A Lot Of Industries....baseball Is One Of Them.