I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

You Were About Five Feet Short Of A Ten Feet Jump?

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.