I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.

Everyone Gets Hurt, But I've Probably Had The Most Injuries.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I'm Just Basking In The Glory.

I Have A Whole Slew Of Doctors. I Can Count Eight In My Phone Right Now - Eight Different Doctors, All For Different Parts Of My Body. I Have Specialists.

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.