I Am Freaking Out! I Am Freaking

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.

If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.

After You Get A Job And Before You Have To Do It. Nothing Beats That.

Marriage Is Like A Game Of Chess Except The Board Is Flowing Water, The Pieces Are Made Of Smoke And No Move You Make Will Have Any Effect On The Outcome.