I Am Freaking Out! I Am Freaking

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.

People Don't Just Bump Into Each Other And Have Sex. This Isn't Cinemax.

Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To Get Up Early, But A Man Will Always Trade Sleep For Sex.

But I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!