Of Course, Everyone Wants To Be Healthy.

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.

Where Lipstick Is Concerned, The Important Thing Is Not Color, But To Accept God's Final Word On Where Your Lips End.

Fatherhood Makes You Cute. Women Find Bumbling Fathers Cute And Attractive.

There Is No Such Thing As An Attention Span. There Is Only The Quality Of What You Are Viewing. This Whole Idea Of An Attention Span Is, I Think, A Misnomer. People Have An Infinite Attention Span If You Are Entertaining Them.

The Best Revenge Is Living Well.