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If Airline Seat Cushions Are Such Great Flotation Devices, Why Don't You Ever See Anyone Take One To The Beach?

All I Ever Wanted To Do Is Make People Laugh.

Having Fun Is A Very Particular Skill. And Not Everyone Has That Skill.

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Somebody Just Gave Me A Shower Radio. Thanks A Lot. Do You Really Want Music In The Shower? I Guess There's No Better Place To Dance Than A Slick Surface Next To A Glass Door.