I Am Bravery. I Am Courage. I

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

When I Trip, I Feel Like That's The World Saying Come Here For A Second. It Just Pulls Me Closer For A Second, Yeah What Do You Want? I Just Want To Remind You That You're Uncoordinated. I'm Aware Of That, Thank You... Can I Go Now? Yeah, You Can Go, But Never Ever Try To Outrun Me. Ok, World, See You Later. Yeah, I'll See You In About 50 Years.

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.