The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel

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A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

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The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.