I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

Your Mind Is Like A Sponge, In The Sense That It Would Come In Handy When Cleaning Off A Countertop Or Something Like That.

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So Is A Drunk Backseat Driver If He's Persuasive.