I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

There Is Also A Beast, A Beast Of Strange Dimensions. He Has The Head Of A Horse And The Body Of A Man Who Needs A Lot Of Attention. He Represents Me In College: I Was A Dork-ataur.

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.