I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

There's A Store In My Neighborhood Called Futon World. I Like That Name, 'futon World.' Makes Me Think Of A Magical Place That Gets Less And Less Comfortable Over Time.

The Difference Between A Child's Toy And An Adult Toy Is: Location, Location, Location.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.