I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

I Don't Think People Were That Interested In What I Was Doing For The Most Of The 1990s.

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.