I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Always Made Up My Own Acts; Built Them Out Of My Knowledge And Observation Of Real Life. I'd Had Wonderful Opportunities To Study People; And Every Time I Went Out On The Stage I Tried To Show The Audience Some Bit Of True Human Nature.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!