I Ain't What I Used To Be,

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.