I Actually Like Talking.

What I've Learned Is That Life Is Too Short And Movies Are Too Long.

First Of All, I Have To Have Trucks Because I Live Most Of My Time On A Horse Farm, So I've Gotta Have Trucks. It's In The Northeast; I've Got To Have Pickup Trucks To Move Snow, Number One. Number Two, Just If I'm Driving, I Don't Have To Have An Suv, But I Want A Big Car.

You Can't Teach Somebody How To Be Funny. You're Either Funny, Or You Ain't.

I'm A Huge Kevin Youkilis Fan.

Most Of The Women Placed In The Fire Department Here In New York Never Passed The Physical Test. And A Fat Guy Or A Short Guy, Or Anybody Not Passing The Test In A Life-or-death Job, Leads To Friction.