My Brother And I Tortured My Mother

Vacuuming Is Great. I Do The Laundry. I Love Washing Machines. I'm The Maid In My House.

How Many Whales Do We Really Need? I Figure Five. One For Each Ocean.

I'd Love To Play In A Red Sox Game. It Would Be So Awesome To Actually Walk Out On The Field And Play, Just For One Inning. I'd Also Steal Everything I Could Get My Hands On In The Clubhouse, Which Is Why They Won't Let Me Do It.

White Men Have Screwed This Country Up! I Would Like A Black, Female…. Everything All Rolled Into One.i Want Something Different. I Want A Real Change. People, I Want A President Who Speaks Well, Who Has A Sense Of Humor. This Guy Is Such A Moron! It's Beyond The Point Where It's A Joke. He's An Idiot.

Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With The Dessert At The Beginning.