My Brother And I Tortured My Mother

I Love Santa Monica And Venice Because I Like The Beach. I Have A Lot Of Friends In That Area.

Vacuuming Is Great. I Do The Laundry. I Love Washing Machines. I'm The Maid In My House.

There's Not Going To Be A 'rescue Me' Movie. Not A Chance.

Kids Are Incredibly Expensive. But It Pays Off Later When They Are Better Educated, Bigger, And Better-looking Than You. And Find You Incessantly Boring And Uncool.

I Believe In Prescription Drugs. I Believe In Feeling Better.