I Love French Stuff. Mmmm, French Fries.

I Will Not Bond. I Will Not Share. I Refuse To Nurture.

I'm A Lapsed Catholic In The Best Sense Of The Word.

Anybody Who's Done Standup Will Tell You That There's Nothing Like It. The Show Starts At 8:00, The Curtain Goes Up And There's Nobody Else Except You And The Audience, And You Just Perform For Them For Two Hours. Nobody Yells, 'cut!' There Are No Retakes. That Is Still The Most Exciting Medium For Me, And I Love It.

If You're Over 52 Years Old And You're On Facebook, Do Us All A Favor And Log Off Now.

Why Hate Someone For The Color Of Their Skin When There Are Much Better Reasons To Hate Them?