I'm A Lapsed Catholic In The Best

I Love To Smoke. I Love To Eat Red Meat. I'll Only Eat Red Meat That Comes From Cows Who Smoke, Ok!? Special Cows They Grow In Virginia With Voice Boxes In Their Necks. "moo"

When I Clicked Into This Idea Of Doing A Band And Examining A Band As A Dysfunctional Family, I Wanted To Reverse That Rescue Me Formula.

If You Had No Enemies, You Had No Fun.

I Can't Text. My Fingers Are Too Big.

What I've Learned Is That Life Is Too Short And Movies Are Too Long.