Humorists Can Never Start To Take Themselves

A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who Doesn't Charge More After Midnight - Or Anything Before Midnight.

Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.

How Come Anything You Buy Will Go On Sale Next Week?

My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep The Room With A Glance.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.