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He Who Laughs.....lasts.

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

It Is My Theory You Can't Get Rid Of Fat. All You Can Do Is Move It Around, Like Furniture.

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.