My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep

I Have A Theory About The Human Mind. A Brain Is A Lot Like A Computer. It Will Only Take So Many Facts, And Then It Will Go On Overload And Blow Up.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.