I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor.

There Is A Thin Line That Separates Laughter And Pain, Comedy And Tragedy, Humor And Hurt.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

My Type Of Humor Is Almost Pure Identification. A Housewife Reads My Column And Says, 'but That's Happened To Me! I Know Just What She's Talking About!

It Is Ludicrous To Read The Microwave Direction On The Boxes Of Food You Buy, As Each One Will Have A Disclaimer: This Will Vary With Your Microwave. Loosely Translated, This Means, You're On Your Own, Bernice.