Housework, If You Do It Right, Will

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Make Cookies.

We Even Switched To A Newly-formed Church Across The Town That Gave One Hundred And Twenty Trading Stamps Each Time We Attended. (we Now Worship A Brown And White Chicken With A Sunburst On Its Chest.)

In Two Decades I've Lost A Total Of 789 Pounds. I Should Be Hanging From A Charm Bracelet.

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.

It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want Tadenauer To Want The Job.