You Can't Trust Very Many People.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From Attraction.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

Me And A Mate Picked Up Two Darling Birds And They Took Us Back To Their Flat. I Went Into The Bedroom With My Bird And She Started Getting Undressed. I Was That Drunk I Was Standing There Wondering How To Get Undressed Without Letting Go Of The Award. I Went To Sit On The Bed, Missed It By Four Feet And Ended Up Lying On The Floor. I Remember The Bird Looking Down At Me, And Saying, ‘some Player Of The Year.’ Then I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up Still Clutching My Award And Staggered Out Of The Flat. I Hadn’t A Bloody Clue Where I Was.