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After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

Vaudeville Could Not Vouch For The Honesty, The Integrity, Or The Mentality Of The Individuals Who Collectively Made Up The Horde The Medium Embraced. All The Human Race Demands Of Its Members Is That They Be Born. That Is All Vaudeville Demanded. You Just Had To Be Born. You Could Be Ignorant And Be A Star. You Could Be A Moron And Be Wealthy. The Elements That Went To Make Up Vaudeville Were Combed From The Jungles, The Four Corners Of The World, The Intelligentsia And The Subnormal.