Hockey Captures The Essence Of Canadian Experience

Chess Is One Long Regret.

Most People Tire Of A Lecture In Ten Minutes; Clever People Can Do It In Five. Sensible People Never Go To Lectures At All. But The People Who Do Go To A Lecture And Who Get Tired Of It, Presently Hold It As A Sort Of Grudge Against The Lecturer Personally. In Reality His Sufferings Are Worse Than Theirs.

In Canada We Have Enough To Do Keeping Up With Two Spoken Languages ... So We Just Go Right Ahead And Use English For Literature, Scotch For Sermons, And American For Conversation.

There Are Two Things In Ordinary Conversation Which Ordinary People Dislike - Information And Wit

It May Be Those Who Do Most, Dream Most.