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It May Be Those Who Do Most, Dream Most.

Hockey Captures The Essence Of Canadian Experience In The New World. In A Land So Inescapably And Inhospitably Cold, Hockey Is The Chance Of Life, And An Affirmation That Despite The Deathly Chill Of Winter We Are Alive.

Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And Negative. The Difference Is, I Presume, That One Comes A Little More Expensive, But Is More Durable; The Other Is A Cheaper Thing, But The Moths Get Into It.

In Point Of Morals, The Average Woman Is, Even For Business, Too Crooked.

Most People Can Tire Of A Lecture In Fifteen Minutes, Clever People Can Do It In Five, And Sensible People Don't Go To Lectures At All.